Sunday Run/Hike
Next weeks Run #2459
Sunday, March 29, 2026
Time: 14:00
Location: LMM (Lower Magic Mountain). Go over TB2NW (The Bridge To Nowhere aka Sacobia River Bridge), take the First Road Left, Next Road Right, Next dirt Road Left. You can then either turn left down the lower sandy road just before you come to the sharp right bend, or you can continue on the upper dirt road. The sandy road is shorter, but has a steep incline at the end where you need to keep to the left. Low-slung cars and Jeepneys etc, will find the incline difficult, so it is advised to park at the bottom, and walk the 150 metres to the Circle Site. Turns will be marked with powder. The Upper Dirt Road has some severe ruts in it, and is only suitable for motorbikes, and trucks/SUV's with a high ground clearance. GPS: 15.211180, 120.512690 (15°12'40.3"N 120°30'45.7"E) E6G67+F3G https://maps.app.goo.gl/47uo6zJ1sxYP2otD7. PLEASE NOTE: I have added some ADDITIONAL INFO regarding the LMM access roads, including a photo, on the ACH3 Facebook Pages.
Remarks: The Medium Trail is approximately 6km, and the Short Trail is approximately 3km. Both Trails are dry feet, weather permitting, and trail routes have been laid to avoid as much of the soft lahar road as possible. The On Home is at the Premiere Hotel. Jeepney(s) leave the Premiere Hotel at 2.00 pm sharp. Please arrive at least 15 minutes before if you wish to avail of this service. Journey time from the Premiere Hotel is approx 35 minutes.
Hare: Facilitator & Deaf Cunt Gary (With Yakitty Yak as Driver)
Who: All - Adult themed - Children welcome but Parental discretion advised
When: Every Sunday
Price: Men 400 Peso, Women 200 Peso, Kids 100 Peso for ordinary runs. Special runs like the AGPU or Anniverasy may have different run fees.
Upcoming Angeles Hash runs
| Number | Date | Location | Remarks | Hare |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2459 | 3/29/2026 | LMM (Lower Magic Mountain). Go over TB2NW (The Bridge To Nowhere aka Sacobia River Bridge), take the First Road Left, Next Road Right, Next dirt Road Left. You can then either turn left down the lower sandy road just before you come to the sharp right bend, or you can continue on the upper dirt road. The sandy road is shorter, but has a steep incline at the end where you need to keep to the left. Low-slung cars and Jeepneys etc, will find the incline difficult, so it is advised to park at the bottom, and walk the 150 metres to the Circle Site. Turns will be marked with powder. The Upper Dirt Road has some severe ruts in it, and is only suitable for motorbikes, and trucks/SUV's with a high ground clearance. GPS: 15.211180, 120.512690 (15°12'40.3"N 120°30'45.7"E) E6G67+F3G https://maps.app.goo.gl/47uo6zJ1sxYP2otD7. PLEASE NOTE: I have added some ADDITIONAL INFO regarding the LMM access roads, including a photo, on the ACH3 Facebook Pages. | The Medium Trail is approximately 6km, and the Short Trail is approximately 3km. Both Trails are dry feet, weather permitting, and trail routes have been laid to avoid as much of the soft lahar road as possible. The On Home is at the Premiere Hotel. Jeepney(s) leave the Premiere Hotel at 2.00 pm sharp. Please arrive at least 15 minutes before if you wish to avail of this service. Journey time from the Premiere Hotel is approx 35 minutes. | Facilitator & Deaf Cunt Gary (With Yakitty Yak as Driver) |

Previous Angeles Hash runs
| Number | Date | Location | Remarks | Hare |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| < 24 25 26 27 28 > | ||||
| 1891. | 11/2/2014 | Over the Bridge to Nowhere, first turn on left, park on corner. | two trails, 5km and 7km. On-Home Premiere Hotel. | Induces and Friends. |
| 1890 | 10/26/2014 | Cauayan - Turn right at the police station on Friendship hwy then all the way to the dike and turn left (Same direction as last week). Follow this road for 1.5 km to a y - left fork goes to the SCTEX underpass, go right toward start point which is another 350 meters near the river. {See picture} | a-a run, some bush bashing but fairly easy. On On Premiere hotel | Floppy Dick/cujo |
| 1889 | 10/19/2014 | Cauyan/Manuli Underpass on Tollway. Go out Perimeter Road to Friendship Highway. Turn left, proceed to Police Station/Enclave intersection. Turn Right. Thru Cauyan to dike road. Left. Follow to underpass. . | A-A Short Run WILL BE 4.5K couple of hills, Medium Run 7.5K one more hill Maybe able to avoid wet feet, depends on weather. On Home at Premiere Hotel, Malabanias St | Bumsteer |
| 1888 | 10/12/2014 | Leave Margarita Stn 2.30pm. Over the Bridge to Nowhere and park up at 1st junction on the right , it will be marked. | A-A. Run trail is about 6 to 7 km, .Wait at start for Hare's instructions On Home will be the NEW Angeliza's (which was the old Eager Beaver), just around the corner from Phillies Sports Bar. On on. Bring some candies for kids.. | Samba la Bamba & alien intruder |
| 1887 | 10/5/2014 | Leave Margarita Stn 2.30pm. Over the Bridge to Nowhere and park up at 1st junction on the left, it will be marked. | Run will be about 5-6k, depending on how you deal with the Check, with a few hills and a little water. Short cut will be available for the Cripples if required. On Home will be the NEW Angeliza's (which was the old Eager Beaver), just around the corner from Phillies Sports Bar. On on. | KFC and Soggy Butt |
| 1886 | 9/28/2014 | Run starts and finishes at very top of Margot new housing sub-division. From top of Perimeter road head towards Sapang Bato passing cement works on your left. After about 1 km turn left onto road leading into new housing sub-div. & Wake Board Park. Continue past Wake Board Park for about another 1.5 kms where road turns sharp left through two rows of tiny houses. At end of road turn right and continue up 500 m to where road ends by a basket-ball court. Click on Angeles Hash tab & then Run No. for map showing route to start. | A-A. Runner's trail about 7.8 km, Walker's trail about 5.3 km, both mainly flat.Wait at start for Hare's instructions.Some recent trail markings are still present in this area and you'll go wrong if you don't start along correct trail. Take water with you, it could be hot. On Home is Brass Knob. | Pussy Licker & Patch Snatch |
| 1885 | 9/21/2014 | SAPANG BATO CEMETRY VACANT LOT JUST NEAR IT been there many times | AtoA RUN on home is at NIGARA | lost in subic/hypocrite |
| 1884. | 9/14/2014 | Sto Nino.Over the bridge to Nowhere, down to the T juction, turn right, on for 2Km, the next T juction is the Start, The old rock crushing plant. | Good chance of wet feet, A to A. On-Home Niagara. | Hypocrite and Lost in Subic. |
| 1883. | 9/7/2014 | San Martin, top of the hill overlooking Randys farm. | Trail lenths for everyone, Please wait for the GM to give instructions before you leave the start. A to A. On-Home is Margarita. | Saput. Kunstubble.+ S & M man. |
| 1882 | 8/31/2014 | Just across the bridge to nowhere. Continue down the road a few hundred meters and park on dirt road on left before you go up the hill. | Run should be around 7 to 8 km. Some flat, some hills, but not a ball buster. On home Niagara. | Floppy Dick |
| 1881 | 8/24/2014 | Cauyan/Manuli Underpass on Tollway. Go out Perimeter Road to Friendship Highway. Turn left, proceed to Police Station/Enclave intersection. Turn Right. Thru Cauyan to dike road. Left. Follow to underpass. . | A-A Run. Wet feet, 1 difficult climb. Approx 6km. Degree of difficulty:Moderate. BBMoses will instruct Cripples of easier routes for a token sum... Note: Please bring candy for Aeta kids at Tip-Tip Village. OnHome: Margarita Station | SurfBoard/Thunder Chicken |
| 1880 | 8/17/2014 | St Martin, leaves from Margarita Across bridge to nowhere, drive to T junction, turn left up to village,start past village overlooking Randy's farm | 36th Anniversary Run Doggy Dave Memorial On Home Masonic Lodge 600 Men 400 women, includes shirt. | Saput and Company |
| 1879. | 8/10/2014 | Area between Base and Dapdap.A to B Run. | 10K medium, and 5k Short Trails. people doing the medium will be dropped off the jeep first, those doing the short will be dropped at a different location.. On-Home is Niagara. | 2 Bottles & Sirena. |
| 1878. | 8/3/2014 | Deca Water park. Going from friendship gate to Margot, left turn after the expressway underpass. | A to A. Long and short trails. On-Home. Ponderosa hotel. Mountain View. | Wrong Way & Long Time Coming. |
| 1877 | 7/27/2014 | On Base, turn left at the Traffic light at the Jollibee on Roxas Hwy. Go past Mini Mart, Bicentennial Park and new golf course (old true north). Run starts at the old parking lot on the left side of the road. | Wet feet run. If Security gives us trouble, move to alternate spot 300 meters down the road to the right. On On Brass Knob. | Cujo/Kaput |
| 1876 | 7/20/2014 | Start is On-Base, Carpark opposite McDonald's. | A to A Run. This is a live Hare Run!. Runners/Joggers, wait 15 minutes after hare has left. On-Home Margarita. Click on Run No. For Map.. | Soggy. |
| 1875 | 7/13/2014 | Margarittaville | Start & finish at margarittaville,,no jeeps.circle & on home at margaritaville..follow trail to font of s.m. wastelands...then on on...bugger all streets to run out,,mainly base...july 13 is offcal "be kind to hares day"...gifts accecpted...;-) | hideous kinky,,minnie D" muncher |
| 1874 | 7/4/2014 | West area | Prepare yourself,you are about to join a great adventure | two bottles and sirena |
| 1873 | 6/29/2014 | Clark Picnic Ground Car Park on Base. Take Gil Puyat Avenue going towards Mabalacat,after you pass the El Cabayo (horsey) place on your left look for the entrance to the Picnic Ground car park about two hundred metres further on, also on the LHS. | Two trails: Medium - about 6.5 km (dry feet) and Short - about 4.5 km(wet feet). On home Margarita Station | Induces & helpers |
| 1872 | 6/22/2014 | The run site is the Baliti Pond under the shadow of Mt. Arayat. Drive to Marquee Mall and take the Angeles road to Magalang. At the end of this road take a right at Jollibee. Drive about 3kms and take what will be the second concrete road to the left. There will be a big trike stand going into this road. Keep on going until you see a big splash of powder to the left. 5 more minutes to the hash site and Bob's your uncle. | Well, an excellent scenic run site. The top run is an 8.5 km medium run going right into a couple of narrow jungle trails and a moderate medium 6.4km run trying to tart it's self up as something out of this world.Nothing worth saying about our 3.0 km trail and just take it if you feel you have to. Unless it rains, dry feet. On home Niagara. | Single Malt & Sip Sip In |